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Fed up of endless emails for disappointing Black Friday offers? Well, how about £60 off the brand new LELO Soraya Wave, a time-limited and exclusive deal only at Jo Divine?

Turn up the heat this weekend and get some real deals on fabulous treats for yourself or a loved one.

Making waves

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If you want a taste of indulgence for less this weekend, check out our exclusive introductory offer on the LELO Soraya Wave and get £60 off!

Luxury is an understatement when it comes to this silky smooth silicone rabbit massager. Inspired by the ‘come-hither’ motion of a lover’s fingers, the Soraya Wave’s powerful pulsating arm caresses your G-spot while the other arm offers clitoral stimulation. What’s not to love?

Treat yourself to something extra special and take advantage of our £60 off offer. Be quick – this offer ends Sunday 5th November. LELO Soraya Wave is currently £148.99, normal price £208.99

EARLY BIRD DISCOUNT: Order by end Sunday 28th November and you will not only get the £60 discount, but also a free tube of SUTIL Luxe 60ml – just add both products to the basket and the discount is automatically applied.

If you still need convincing, why not check out LELO’s opulent promo video? Or if you’d rather hear from our very own experts, Samantha and MJ have sat down to talk all about what they thought about the LELO Soraya Wave.






Lovely Lolli

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Earlier this year we introduced the first in Satisfyer’s Lolli Butt Plug collection. Now we want you to meet Lolli 2. Expect the intense vibrations, smooth silicone and comfortable fit of the original, but with a whole new anal experience.

Rounded beads combined with two motors make this plug a powerful partner for anal play and prostate massage. Use your Satisfyer Lolli 2 alone or with a partner, and don’t limit yourself to the bedroom – because Lolli is waterproof, you can even play in the shower or bath!

You’ve got mail

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If your on our brochure mailing list, our fabulous new brochure is making its way to your doorstep ready for you to flick through and decide what you want on your Christmas list. With a gorgeous redesign and packed with the best of Jo Divine’s offering, this is one you won’t want to miss.

If you’re not already signed up to receive brochures from us, you can call us on 01892 888284 or email us at along with your address details and we’ll get one sent to you.


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We’ve got a whole lot of newness for you this week! Settle down, get comfy and take a look at our new products, new articles and the latest instalment of Jo Divine’s diary.

Bending the rules

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The Satisfyer Mono Flex is a flexible rabbit perfectly designed to fit the contours of your body for ultra-satisfying clitoral and G-spot stimulation. Two powerful independent motors encased in a smooth, body-safe silicone body make this vibrator a sensational companion for solo or partnered play.

For even more fun, pair your Mono Flex with the Satisfyer Connect app to create new vibration patterns or sync your vibrations to music. With over 50 vibration styles, you’ll be able to find something which hits the spot. Add the Satisfyer Mono Flex to your collection for just £44.99!

A twist on a classic

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If you’re already a fan of Fleshlight, you’re going to love our new addition. The Fleshlight Quickshot Lady and Butt Stamina Training Unit combines two of our most popular products into one, perfect for anyone looking for a toy that gives you more.

Just like the full-size version, this intensely pleasurable training unit can be used to build stamina, improve performance and take masturbation and sex to another level. You’ll get two experiences for the price of one with this multi-use toy – and for only £37.99, why not give it a shot?

Thrush bomb

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Using a bath bomb might seem like a fun way to make bath time more relaxing, but it could be disastrous for your intimate health. 75% of people with vaginas experience thrush at some point, but many don’t know that products like bath bombs, intimate washes and scented menstrual products could be behind the itch.

Read all of Samantha’s advice about ditching bath bombs (and saving your sexual health!) in her latest article.

Bargaining over breakfast

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“I missed her energy and her shameless flirting. She was addictive and I was craving her.”

Jo’s story isn’t slowing down! In the latest instalment of Jo Divine’s diary, Jo is missing Sophia. Over breakfast with Mr Divine, she suggests inviting her over for dinner… You can find out how that proposition goes down in this week’s episode.

In case you missed it…

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Last week we introduced you to the Fun Factory NOS, a vibrating cock ring with a difference. If you’re on the lookout for something to try with your partner (or to use alone if solo play is more your style), NOS is one for your wishlist. You can read all about it in last week’s newsletter.


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Hands up, who has had thrush?

Let’s face it, no one wants thrush but according to SH24 NHS 75% of people with a vagina and vulva will get a bout a thrush. For many, including myself, recurrent thrush was or is a part of our lives. It is one of the top three most searched conditions, which highlights its prevalence. Medical conditions such as diabetes also increase the prevalence of thrush.

I, personally, discovered intimate hygiene products, bathing products and ingredients in lubes and moisturisers were the culprit. It drives me potty that these products are even more widely available and constantly promoted at anyone with a vulva and vagina, even teenagers. Our vulvas and vaginas are the last part of our bodies to be monetised, and it is big business, rapidly growing despite many of these products cause irritation, infection and destroy our friendly bacteria that protect our intimate health. We are inundated with celebrities promoting their bath bombs, irritating lubricants, vagina tightening treatments, the list is endless and even worse are the medical professionals who are paid to promote these products!

It took 20 years for me to discover that glycerin, glycols, parabens, dyes, perfumes, alcohol and Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (aka Sodium Laureth Sulphate and often shortened to SLS) all cause irritation. Now I know, I have a regime for my intimate health to prevent thrush which includes using good skin safe irritant free lubes which include YES oil-based lubricant SUTIL Luxe and SUTIL Rich and YESVM, a vaginal moisturiser. I only wash my vulva with water, I avoid baths (and I really miss them but realise they were also exacerbating my vagina health) and never use soap, intimate washes and bath bombs!

I have a bath bomb I use for talks sent by a manufacturer that is still in its original packaging. I store it in another plastic bag with a jelly sex toy because they are both heavily perfumed and smell disgusting. Yet, people buy these products and put them inside the most delicate and sensitive parts of their bodies!

Why do Bath Bombs cause intimate issues?

I’m always advising people to ditch bath bombs! I call them thrush bombs because so many people experience irritation or thrush after having a long soak in the bath with one of these! Often brands will try to rename their ingredients to hide the fact they are glycerin, glycol or parabens by adding a prefix to confuse customers. Sodium Lauryl Sulfate is a huge problem because it strips the skin of its natural oils, which causes dry skin, irritation and allergic reactions. Inflammatory skin reactions include itchy skin and scalp, eczema and dermatitis. Other irritating ingredients include fragrances, dyes and glitter. Glitter can also get embedded into the walls of the vagina and tissues of the vulva and anus, leading to irritation and infection.

With videos on YouTube showing mums with small children mixing up bath bombs made from poor ingredients, it is big business. Small children and young girls have incredibly delicate vulvas and vaginas More worryingly some look like sweets and children have been known to eat them too!

Just walking past thrush bombs in a shop makes my nose itch.

If you love a long soak in the bath, stop before throwing that bath bomb into the water, think about your intimate health and choose skin safe products with irritant free ingredients because getting a bout of thrush isn’t sexy or fun.


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I have been dodging Sophia’s calls for weeks now, texting her vague excuses for my absence, and avoiding her many date ideas. At first, it wasn’t that much of a challenge. I happily ignored the niggling resentment in the back of my mind and threw myself into enjoying the return of Mr. Divine.

He had taken a little time off work to focus on the kids and me. It has all been rather blissful. Still, the more I heard from Sophia, and the more I skirted around telling her what Mr. Divine and I had agreed on, the more I missed her. I missed her energy, that lightening bolt feeling that she brought out in me and all her shameless flirting. She was addictive and I was craving her.

I started to casually bring her up in conversation again. Mentioning a message here or there, telling him about her silly jokes; trying to include him, reminding him that there was nothing we couldn’t share.

We had been chatting about her one morning over coffee and croissants. He had been much more receptive of the subject as of late, and I knew what I wanted; I wanted her back. In some capacity, I wanted her back in my life. I ruffled his thick hair as I carried another cup of coffee over to the table, bending down to kiss him and feeling the rough stubble of his unshaven face against my soft skin.

Settling back down into my seat, I cleared my throat and threw the idea out there as casually as I could; “what about inviting her for dinner, then?”

He looked at me over his coffee mug, one eyebrow cocked in that devilish way I love. He was hesitant, but not all together horrified by the idea. I proposed a very low-key dinner. I’d cook for us here; we’d ask my parents to have the children for the evening, and we would just talk. I wanted him to feel like he was part of whatever it was Sophia and I were doing, or wanted to do, and to remind him that this was once something we both encouraged. We talked intentions, boundaries, what had already happened and what I perhaps wanted to happen. It felt completely natural to speak so openly with him about my desires, but there was something about discussing our compromises that felt somewhat business like. Still, he was calm, fair and completely lovely; as always.

I got up from my seat and draped myself over his lap, feeling his thighs tense beneath me as I wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed him deeply. He sighed as our lips parted and pushed my bed hair back behind my ears; “if this is what you want, then I’d like to see it happen”.

He kissed me hard, and his hands moved from my neck and worked their way down, opening my robe and roaming my body. Little goosebumps began to appear across my skin and a shiver ran down my spine, I couldn’t tell if it was the morning chill or the feeling of his tongue now making its way across my collarbone and down to my breasts. It was breakfast time, but I knew what I was really hungry for.

His tongue circled my nipples, and I threw my head back as I shifted in his lap, feeling him get hard beneath me. He lifted us both from his seat and placed me on the side of the kitchen table, spreading my legs as I untied his dressing gown, releasing his hard cock as he kissed me. I took him in my hands and massaged him, stroking back and forth and watching him look down at me with total desire. He spread my legs further and let out a deep moan as he felt how wet I was for him. His fingers worked against my clitoris and I squirmed on the table-top, moaning softly into his mouth, our foreheads pressed against each other.

His hands were my favourite part of him. He played me like a piano, stroking my keys and hitting all the right notes; he was masterful. The way he used his thumb to stroke my swollen clitoris had me quaking on the table, his fingers inside me coaxing out a deeper orgasm. It ripped through me and I clung on to the table as he watched me jolt with pleasure.

He gripped my hips and pulled me closer, slipping inside me as I let out a gasp. He held me close as he thrust inside me again, and again. I wrapped my legs around his waist and clung on to his buttocks. He moved inside me as my mind conjured all of its usual delights. Thoughts of him, thoughts of us and the way he makes me feel. Thoughts of Sophia flicker into my mind. Her hand in mine, the smell of her hair, the taste of her lips. My teeth sunk into Mr. Divines shoulder and I felt him finish inside me. He took my face in his hands and kissed me again. I don’t know how long we stayed there, still wrapped up in each other, but I know our coffee was stone-cold and spilled.

Later that day, I messaged Sophia and invited her over for dinner for the following weekend. She was, of course, delighted to accept the invite and that rush of excitement ran through me. It felt like I hadn’t seen her in forever, kissing her felt like a lifetime ago, and the idea of both her and Mr. Divine in the same room together was both exciting and somewhat terrifying.

I spent the next week fidgeting and fretting about dinner. What should I cook? What should I wear? Would it be awkward? Does she still fancy me? Question after question ran through my mind, and I scolded myself for acting like a fifteen-year-old preparing for her first date. Mr. Divine found it all rather amusing, smirking at me as I flicked through recipe books and muttered to myself while going through my wardrobe. He lovingly mocked me in a way that made me feel so much better about the entire situation, he seemed to be a lot more relaxed about it all, he even asked what kind of wine she liked and whether he should book her a taxi or not.

After what felt like the longest week of my life, the kids were at my parents, there was a shoulder of lamb roasting in the oven, and I was having a minor breakdown in front of my wardrobe. I had worked myself into a frenzy and convinced myself that I looked terrible in everything I owned. I could feel the tears coming, and I tried to take a couple of deep breaths. Then I felt his arms wrap around my waist and that familiar warmth of his body against mine. He rested his chin on top of my head and gently rocked me from side to side.

“Wear the green dress, the silk one. It looks beautiful on you. She’ll love it”

I sighed and leant back against him, so grateful for him and his calming presence, his loving words. He was my husband, and he was all I needed. Everything else was a bonus. I thanked him, and he kissed the top of my head, then left me to change. I slipped into the green dress, it does look great on me, and threw on some small heels. A swipe of lipstick and a few squirts of perfume, and I was ready. I looked myself over in the mirror and took a deep breath.

The doorbell rang, and I heard Mr. Divine’s footsteps make their way to a waiting Sophia. Ready or not; here we go.


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It’s getting chilly outside, but there’s plenty to warm you up in this week’s newsletter!

We have a brand new vibrating ring from Fun Factory, a big saving on the Satisfyer Pro 2, some help with moisturising and a new episode of Jo Divine’s Diary.

Meet the Fun Factory NOS

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The Fun Factory NOS is a vibrating cock ring with a difference. It’s designed for real penises and shaped to hug targeted pressure points on the sensitive veins of the shaft. With two powerful vibrating silicone extensions, NOS can be used alone or with a partner for hands-free pleasure.

Wear NOS on the base of the penis or strap on with the silicone extensions facing out for clitoral stimulation during partnered penetration, or flip it around to stimulate the testicles and frenulum. NOS can even be used as a handheld toy for vibrating pleasure wherever you desire. Made with flexible, body-safe and waterproof silicone, the Fun Factory NOS is designed with everyone in mind.

You can buy Fun Factory NOS here – but check out the special offer and Fun Factory’s video below!

Satisfyer Pro 2 sale!

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We have an offer on a Jo Divine favourite this week. For a limited time and while stocks last you can get £10 off a Satisfyer Pro 2! This innovative clitoral stimulator uses sound wave technology to gently suck and tease the clitoris for an orgasm unlike any other.

If you love your vibrator but you’re looking for a new sensation, the Satisfyer Pro 2 is the perfect place to start. You can see what our founder Samantha had to say in her full review.

Make sure to act fast! Satisfyer Pro 2 will only be £34.99 for a limited time and while stocks last before returning to full price (£44.99).

Price valid for online purchases only.

He’s back!

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Mr Divine is back from his work trip and the Divines have some catching up to do…

Despite enjoying a very pleasurable reunion with Mr Divine, Jo is not pleased when he asks her to take a break from Sophia.

Find out what Jo and Mr Divine get up to on his return in the steamy new instalment of Jo Divine’s diary from our writer, Elly Jones.

Stay hydrated

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Found your perfect lube but in need of a little more hydration? A vaginal moisturiser could be what you need. There are a number of reasons why you might experience vaginal dryness – menopause, breast feeding, cancer treatment and infections are just a few of the common culprits – and it can leave you feeling sore and prone to infection.

Using a body-safe vaginal moisturiser in combination with a good lube can help you to maintain a healthy vagina by rehydrating delicate tissues. Read Samantha’s guide to vaginal moisturisers to find out why you should use one and how to take care of your vaginal health.

In case you missed it…

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Last week we introduced you to something sweet – and it seems to have hit the spot! The Satisfyer Candy Cane is a versatile toy which is perfect both for beginners and for those looking for something different to add to their collection. If you missed our last newsletter, you can read all about the Satisfyer Candy Cane and last week’s news here.


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